"Yeah, well, we have a word for people like that, Hulk," Tony says dryly, tipping his head to the side. His lips curl into something that isn't quite a smile, but it's still sharp nonetheless. "It's called asshole. You need to stop hanging out with assholes."

The military. The government. Special interest groups. The list of assholes was long and varied.

"I'm not really planning on the dying thing. Kind of like to avoid it, actually." Straightening up, he nods toward the town. "So what's the plan? You want the grand tour?"