"Donna is a super awesome friend that taught me how to make bread one time and it's a secret aaaaaaaaaaaand-- Hey! Quit it!" Oh my god stop that this instant. She sets Donna's gift down and slaps his hands away so she can open the duffle bag at her side. She digs through it until she finds another paper bag with the same symbol from his jacket.

"Here. Merry not-actually-Christmas."

Inside is a Tupperware container with homemade red, yellow, and blue play doh and a pair of fleece-lined leather gloves since he hates mittens so damn much.