"Please. If I grew a beard I'd just look like one of the founding fathers, not ol' Saint Nick."

Ah, the bottle. He tops up his own drink - not that he's drinking all that quickly, he's irritated enough people not to risk it - and sets it down on a table. If anyone's stupid enough to try drinking it, on their own head be it. The hangover it'd give most humans would not be pleasant.

"Like me? I'm flattered. Course, they might be worth a try. Only the good die young and all that."