"Mm. Shoulda looked into getting a new hairdresser instead of a new boyfriend."

In all honesty, Gabriel's enjoying this. The human act comes naturally these days, but he's used to being a rather more flamboyant human. Regular guy is relatively new to him, and it is nice to be casual this way, rather than trying to start or avoid a fight or flirtation.

"You know what he's like. If there's alcohol in the kitchen, he'll be pouring it on his friggin' cereal. And I'm not just leaving it with you, he'll get jealous. Besides, he'd probably nick it."