"It was probably karma. Then again, I'm almost impressed that she got the guy despite all that adversity. Hair, clothes, gratuitous drama... mostly the hair and clothes."

He waves a hand dismissively, nearly spilling his drink in the process. That's the problem with being one of those people who talk with their hands a lot, holding things gets to be a problem.

"If he wants to have fun he'll come to me straight off anyway. Everyone knows I'm the fun one."