Good answer, Squishy. She will never do this for anyone else. Not even at gun point. Okay, fine, the book is slid back over to him so she can scoot back in her chair and reach the cutlery. Sorry, floor. Probably ruining you. Oh well.

Spoons obtained!

Somehow, she feels less self conscious about this while smacking a beat out of the table, her mug, and the salt and pepper shakers. It really doesn't make singing this song any less embarrassing.

But she does it. She ... just totally did it. Oh my god. And she has to laugh at the fact that he's technically an older boy whose room is right ... next door directly. Yeah. It fits. Fuck it. TABLE DRUM ROLL, BIG FINISH, CHUCK THE SPOONS INTO THE SINK-- and miss completely. Oops.

Holding up a finger here, "Keep in mind that I never said I was a rockstar."