Tony blinks, not expecting such easy agreement. But he’s not about to argue over it, so he hurries after him and, once caught up, falls in at his side.

“Now, admittedly, I’ve never caught wild animals before, but I’m thinking if we get far enough into the woods, they’ll find us. I mean, they find us whenever we don’t want to be found. Once they do, we’ll just…”

This is where the plan goes a little soft. He has no idea how one catches a wild animal without considerable equipment.

“We’ll catch it and take it back to the house. How’s that?”