"Before I went into the army, I couldn't intimidate a rabbit if I tried," he confesses. Seriously, those were some vicious rabbits at the pet store. Puppies loved him, however, but cats and meaner dogs would find him to be easy prey. That's not exactly fair, in terms of cats, since they own everybody.

It looks like this one isn't special, in that regard. He just hopes he's not going to wake up with its ass in his face, because for some reason, cats really love doing that to him. That, and sidling up to him and acting all flirtatious and then trying to gnaw his hand off.

"And be glad it's not eating our upholstered furniture. I don't know how we'd fix it."