That's it; he's had it. Screw these puny humans and all their puny attempts to... be really annoying. He's really not in the mood anymore, so everyone had just better leave him alone as he takes off into the woods. Maybe he remembers too late that there's crap in the woods that's going to bother him too, but maybe he can find a quiet spot.
[ OOC: Or you could chase him, and then we'll be dealing with robot bears/actual tigers or dire wolves/robot Hulks/etc. ]
fleeing into the woods
[ OOC: Or you could chase him, and then we'll be dealing with robot bears/actual tigers or dire wolves/robot Hulks/etc. ]