"Oh, how silly of me. 'Angelic wendy house' shoulda been my first guess. What was I thinking?"

He strolled around the forlorn remains of the destroyed gazebo, ostensibly inspecting it carefully.

"Great progress you're making. May I ask why? Trying to catch yourself a baby featherduster of your very own? Cause you know what they say, more flies get caught with honey than rickety bits of fence hammered into a fun-sized little house. Might be easier just to offer free candy."