Oh man. Seriously? Seriously?! Not helpful, Gabe. At least rearrange it into a useful pile, or, heck, magic up a brand new gazebo. O wait, no, that would be helpful, wouldn't it?

"Oh right. IKEA. I'll just pop over there right now. Oh wait, I can't! We're stuck here! Any more bright ideas, smartass?" It was probably a good job he was an archangel or no doubt someone would've murdered him by now for being such an ass!

She continued to sort through the pieces.