"If she's such a treasure, you can take her back." So there, Frenchy McFrench Accent. He'd figured he'd have to explain it, which is why he set it up like that. There are some stories that are just so wacked out that they need telling, not that it's like he has a ton of chances to actually tell them. This place though? This place is only ten shades less weird than the whole world Balthazar made in the first place.

"This... guy," who shall remain nameless in case Kenzi runs into him, "decided he hated that song, the one from the movie? So he went back in time and stopped the ship sinking." He makes a face and holds up his drink, pointing his finger. "Not even kidding. Fate was pretty pissed."