“Well, we did just have a fight, right?” Maybe he should try to sound innocent about it or play coy, but he just doesn’t have it in him to do the former and he’s never been very good at the latter. “Traditionally, make-up sex is usually part of the aftermath of fighting.”

To say nothing of the fact that he spends about 95% of his waking hours with some part of his brain thinking about having sex with Bruce. Being a vampire hasn’t changed that.

“So, I mean, if I can and you want to…” He doesn’t know if he can and he is an undead monster. “Not that—I’m not pressuring you. I get it if you’re not. It probably qualifies as necrophilia now.” He winces. “Sorry."