[An excited Troy continued his stomp around town. He was... pretty okay with the tail thing now. Especially the added perks that seemed to come with it. Despite this being the most awesome thing ever, he still wanted to know who did it. While the power was cool and all, he felt he probably shouldn't be so quick to forgive the racist connotations. He spotted Kenzi walking by from a distance and instantly got tunnel vision for her. It was her. It had to be. She had the motive and everything. He approached her with a great deal of determination.]

Hey, Special K! Tell me you're the one who did this. Tell me you're the one who thought it would be SO funny to surgically implant a monkey tail in Troy the Token Black Guy's ass. I know I was kind of a jerk with that whole evil beard thing, and haven't found the time to properly apologize, but damn, isn't this taking it a bit too far?

I didn't even know you were that racist.

[As his tail waved around wildly behind him, he found it harder and harder to maintain the facade of being angry. It was just too awesome. He should be thanking whoever did this.]