[Woah, woah, WOAH! What the fae is he even talking about--] Dude! Okay, first of all? How the hell would I even manage to surgically implant anything? Secondly, where the fuck would I get a monkey tail? And third-- Don't even get me started on racism. I put up with racism every damn day! I'm like... the least racist person on the planet.

... But seriously, T-bone, that is kind of hilarious. Is that all you got? A tail? That's it?