From what he's found, vampires can drink water. They can do just about everything a normal person can do, except they have this unfortunate tendency to want to drink blood. Frankly, if Ned were to laugh at him at this point, he's not sure he'd noticed. He's found staring at the flowers Ned has made extremely fascinating, the way things are fascinating when someone's intoxicated.

"I can't go back to my house. Charlie's in a bad mood."

He still hasn't figured out that his roommate got turned into a dragon, but he knows that whatever he is, it's angry. "I'll just lie here for a minute. I won't bite you."

He hates that he even has to say that.