He'd be touched, if he knew. Well - okay, no, he probably wouldn't, but it'd be better than Dean wanting him permanently dead. Not that it'd hurt his feelings at all, he's used to it, but he likes not being dead. It's fun.
It's only six hours before he wakes up - it had only been late afternoon when he'd gone to bed, and he'd only been awake for a few hours anyway. While being miserable's great for making you feel tired, it doesn't really make the body need sleep in the way that physical exertion or being awake for long does. He'd hoped the painkillers would help keep him asleep (and preferably not dreaming), but he hadn't taken enough for that to make much difference, so he half-wakes up at about one in the morning, disoriented and lying on his bad arm, which wakes him up all the way, along with some more cursing. It's becoming a hobby of his. He fumbles for the nearest light, and recognises the Mystery Spot immediately. Well, that clears up the question of why all this is happening. He's not sure whether or not that's a good thing, though. It's more embarrassing, since he doubts Dean would go to these lengths and not watch, but on the other hand, it does mean that this isn't just because he sucks at being human.
"Dean."
He'd make a threat, only he really can't right now, so he settles for just being ineffectually pissed off. At least he moves on quickly from growling and inarticulate rage to actual sentences. And sarcasm, at that! See, he's dealing well.
"Love what you've done with the place. Can't say it's especially original, though, but hey, props for not being afraid to take a lesson from the old masters. And since you asked so nicely, sure, I'd be happy to mentor you through your newfound sadism."
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It's only six hours before he wakes up - it had only been late afternoon when he'd gone to bed, and he'd only been awake for a few hours anyway. While being miserable's great for making you feel tired, it doesn't really make the body need sleep in the way that physical exertion or being awake for long does. He'd hoped the painkillers would help keep him asleep (and preferably not dreaming), but he hadn't taken enough for that to make much difference, so he half-wakes up at about one in the morning, disoriented and lying on his bad arm, which wakes him up all the way, along with some more cursing. It's becoming a hobby of his. He fumbles for the nearest light, and recognises the Mystery Spot immediately. Well, that clears up the question of why all this is happening. He's not sure whether or not that's a good thing, though. It's more embarrassing, since he doubts Dean would go to these lengths and not watch, but on the other hand, it does mean that this isn't just because he sucks at being human.
"Dean."
He'd make a threat, only he really can't right now, so he settles for just being ineffectually pissed off. At least he moves on quickly from growling and inarticulate rage to actual sentences. And sarcasm, at that! See, he's dealing well.
"Love what you've done with the place. Can't say it's especially original, though, but hey, props for not being afraid to take a lesson from the old masters. And since you asked so nicely, sure, I'd be happy to mentor you through your newfound sadism."