Jesse just grins at the first bit, because it doesn't really matter if he actually did or not. The story is still hilarious to Jesse either way. As for the girl with the perfect nipples, Jesse just sighs, flopping bonelessly on the couch.

"Man, you know how hard that is t'come across, though? I mean, tits like that. Natural ones, none of that silicone shit. Like finding diamonds." He gives Pinkman another grin, and peers up at the ceiling. "Never actually had a girl like that. Didn't really, uh - date, I guess - hah, no, listen, y'know I got t'bang a teacher of mine, once?" True story. "Lady teacher."