Eh, Pinkman has a point that Jesse shrugs at, nodding. But hey - nobody is ever impressed at this story, mostly because nobody believes him.
"I had this shitty-ass boarding school I went to when I was a teen, yeah? Catholic based, real strict, like - beat the bad kid outta you kinda school." He rolls his eyes at that. "So we had all these real uptight teachers. This one lady, Miss Johnson, she was real pretty. Real strict, like, make you balance books out in front of you while standing at the front of the class strict."
Aw, look, he's getting into his story. Jesse scoots forward. "So she keeps me for detention after class one time, and I dunno what the fuck happened, she was just like - gonna hit the back of my hand with a ruler or something, and next thing you know, I'm going down on her. Like a fucking porno, it was unreal." Jesse sniffs, rubbing at his nose with a grin. "Lady was a psychopath, nearly pulled my hair out. But I never got detention from her again, anyway. Heard she did it with a bunch of the guys in the dorms."
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"I had this shitty-ass boarding school I went to when I was a teen, yeah? Catholic based, real strict, like - beat the bad kid outta you kinda school." He rolls his eyes at that. "So we had all these real uptight teachers. This one lady, Miss Johnson, she was real pretty. Real strict, like, make you balance books out in front of you while standing at the front of the class strict."
Aw, look, he's getting into his story. Jesse scoots forward. "So she keeps me for detention after class one time, and I dunno what the fuck happened, she was just like - gonna hit the back of my hand with a ruler or something, and next thing you know, I'm going down on her. Like a fucking porno, it was unreal." Jesse sniffs, rubbing at his nose with a grin. "Lady was a psychopath, nearly pulled my hair out. But I never got detention from her again, anyway. Heard she did it with a bunch of the guys in the dorms."