He snorts. There weren't a lot of attractive teachers at his school, either - but Jesse hadn't really been all that picky, back then. Sure, Johnson was easy on the eyes, but that had been a matter of convenience and opportunity, not attraction, so much.

"Alright, alright, lemme see," Jesse laughs, waving his hand. "Not a lotta crazy teacher-sex stories, man, that's my one good one. The others I hit on and never got anything back. Did a lot of people, though." He shifts, wrinkling his nose. "Was an all-boys school, man, so I won't get into those specifics, but I did meet my best friend there."

A beat. "Not through sleeping with him, mind you. He was the only guy who could get cigarettes in the whole school. One time we went out t'get them and got locked out of the school entirely, though."