Bruce is ready to help position the straw in his mouth because that's just good bedside manners; don't worry about it.

"You should go for the pride angle. You saw the bad end of a tiger and came out with an impressive, but ultimately non-life-threatening batch of stitches. I could go into all the other outcomes we could've had here, if it'll make you feel better."

When he's done drinking, Bruce sets the glass aside and picks up his candy dish, shuffling the contents around. He has suckers, though they might be difficult to manage; maybe some good meltable chocolate?

"Avoid the major choking hazards, okay? And if you want to add a few more badass details to your story, I'll back you up."