"It's magnificent. The water is so blue. And the cafes are very charming at night, in hot weather..." He smiles dreamily, but the reverie is cut short by her next question. He actually sputters a bit, not because the idea of a kinky sex dungeon is unappealing, but because of the implication that he'd be leading her down there while dressed in only a sheet.

"Wh--no! It's my library! The...look, this apartment's the second floor of a building I bought. I had a gallery on the first floor. I thought you might want to see." Pause. Stare. "But, I mean, if you'd rather get sweaty, I'm sure the orgy is still going on upstairs..."