"Ew no, definitely not my type." But she smiles at him anyway, in that 'ha ha you're so funny' kind of way. "Nice try, though."

Wait, they are together. Aren't they? Except not, because this whole thing feels really awkward and wrong and Charlie's not even sure how she got here. Or why. And it feels wrong to Dean too, she can see it in his face, so that feeling eating at her stomach can't be all that strange.

"You mean besides the fact I've been having LOTR movie marathons on the fourth since Return of the King came out, and I am currently not watching hobbits save the world right now?" She looks down at her clothes again, her facing screwing up in disgust. "What even is this? Some Stepford Wives nightmare?"