"I don't imagine it'll reflect much more than population density." But then, he's something of a pessimist and he doesn't pretend otherwise - he even says it in an Eeyore voice. "Still, I suppose it's something to pass the time."

He hands the map over without missing a beat, or even letting anything in his expression suggest he might be amused.

"Didja? Not sure how you could. It's pretty big. Not actual size, I hope, or else whoever modelled for it really oughtta go see a doctor. Or at least a porn director."