"Hardy har har." Dirk rolls his eyes and takes his map back, lest he gets any other ideas about altering it.

Now that he's back on ground level, it gives him a chance to look at the other man. He's recognizable, but definitely not from meeting him in person. "Were you one of the people that said hello over the wristwatch when I first arrived?" He extends his hand, offering a handshake. Look, Gabe, no hard feelings for you being a prick. "I'm Dirk. Dirk Gently."