"So you got turned into one to stop you from being perma-dead?" Okay, it's safe to say Laura's fascinated already. It's bizarre as hell and she never once thought in her life that she would actually be sitting in a house, having a conversation with a vampire of all people. It probably should be terrifying, how weird life has gotten, but as long as she doesn't think about it too hard it's still kind of cool.

"Dude you're freaking wired to the ceiling. Sit down or something, chill." Last thing she needs in the house is another addict, but she's not going to say that. Instead she just keeps moving forward, rubbing her hands together lightly before pointing them towards him, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, I got one. Vampire mythology, what's true? Are you really put off by garlic? Can you turn into a bat? Do you sleep in a coffin?"