Conrad shifts uncomfortably again, muttering to himself about what it is with the people here. Clearly something in the water has made them all crazy.

"Ngh." They're probably going to use this information against him. Maybe if he only gives innocuous facts. "I'm from Brighton. I have a Bachelor of Design from RCAD. My favourite colour is red. Um. I'm a freelancer. And I find the general friendliness of everyone here kind of disturbing." THERE YOU GO.

"Satisfied? Your turn."