greenisnteasy: (h: ACHOO)
Bruce Banner ([personal profile] greenisnteasy) wrote in [community profile] kore_logs2013-03-13 01:57 am

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Who: The Hulk and you, IF YOU DARE
What: The rampaging Hulk is... you know, rampaging. Feel free to treat this as an open post kind of thing. Team up to battle him if you want, or come in to help rescue someone.
When: Day 50 (from here)
Where: Starting in the town, moving back out into the park (feel free to assume you're pursuing him out there from the town), then he flees into the woods.

There aren't a lot of conscious thoughts in the Hulk's mind right now. The only thing he's sure of is rage -- pure and unadulterated, it flows through him and feeds his strength, feeds his energy, but it's like poison, too. The regular Hulk, the calm one, would prefer rationality over this, but he doesn't have a choice. He doesn't get a choice like Banner, or like any of these other humans. He gets someone pushing Banner's buttons until the Hulk tumbles out mindless and angry and unable to turn it off.

So he'll rage, and he'll smash and destroy until he can bleed the anger out.
manofiron: (got stuff to do)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
It isn’t difficult to track the Hulk. All he really has to do is follow the trail of destruction, and that’s something he can do with ease. The Hulk certainly didn’t seem to have cared about stealth when he went haring off across town.

What concerns Tony, more than the broken buildings and the ripped up fauna, is what set him off in the first place. As far as he’s aware, there hasn’t been anything bothering Bruce. Either he’s been hiding something from him or someone, or something, attacked him. For Bruce’s sake, he hopes it’s the former. The last thing they need is someone gunning for him, though if that’s the case, Tony isn’t afraid to step up and take care of it.

He doesn’t carry any weapons with him. Maybe it’s stupid, the forest being the way that it is, but he’s more concerned about conveying the right message to the Hulk than he is about robotic bears or wild animals. Those he can run from, fight off with his hands or sticks and rocks if need be. He isn’t going to run from the Hulk. Or try to fight him.

No doubt he should also be quiet, avoid drawing attention to himself, but he doesn’t do that either. As soon as he’s far enough inside that the start of the forest fades into the horizon, he starts yelling for him, confident that he’ll be heard.

“Hulk? Hey! Buddy, where’d you go? If you can hear me, come out, would you?”
manofiron: (you are a ponce)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
He hears that snarl, but it isn’t enough to sway him from his path or alarm him into turning back. He barely even blinks, just uses the sound of it to guide him closer to the Hulk. And when he sees him, instead of shrinking back from the lackluster greeting or tensing up, Tony puts a hand on his hip, cocks his head, and points at him.

“You left without me. Being partners means that when something happens, you handle it together and you totally left me behind.” Only Tony Stark would stand defenseless and weaponless in the middle of a hazardous forest when no one knew where he was and lecture an angry Hulk. “That’s rude.”

And then he flashes a smile. “But I’ll forgive you if you tell me what upset you so I can go punch a bitch in the face. Or, you know, whatever."
manofiron: (you're drunk)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Taking no for an answer is something that happens to other people. It doesn’t happen to Tony Stark. And it isn’t happening here. So many people are afraid of the Hulk, but no one’s ever going to be able to say that he is too.

So when the Hulk growls and stomps away, Tony stomps right after him. It isn’t as effective, he doesn’t weigh nearly as much, but he heads right over and pushes into his personal space to stand right next to him.

“I have absolutely no idea who that is. It sounds kind of kinky, but if it’s a kinky thing, then I’m going to be pissed off and Hulk out and this place is really going to have some problems.” It’s true. He doesn’t know who that is. Someone with a brother? Who has a brother here? Tony doesn’t know. “But I can find out. Meanwhile, you want to talk about it? Growl at me some more? I’ll growl back. We could have a contest? You’d win, but I’d give it my best shot anyway.”
manofiron: (yeah that'd be me)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
“I usually ignore people when they tell me to shut up,” he says casually, torn between wanting to take offense at it and a willingness to let it slide. After a brief internal debate, he opts for the latter and, with a sigh, falls silent.

Silence is difficult enough for him, but combined with stillness it’s nearly impossible. He fidgets slightly, shifts his weight from one foot to another, picks at the pocket of his jeans, then gives it up as a lost cause and reaches out to run his fingertips over the Hulk’s hair. It’s a soothing, petting gesture, light enough and loose enough that his hand can be easily swatted away.

But there’s a point he’s making, both in the silent compliance that doesn’t come easily and in his determination to touch him. He’s not scared. And the Hulk’s not alone.
manofiron: (just humoring you now)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for everyone involved, Tony’s used to dealing with people who don’t find his shit funny. Mostly, he deals with it by ignoring the dissenting opinion and carrying on anyway. But he’s here for the Hulk right now, not to be a contrary asshole, and when he feels him relax, he applies a little more pressure to the strokes against his hair.

Once the Hulk’s hand moves out of the way, he changes tactics completely, combing through his hair in long strokes, gently working out the tangles with deft fingers. He has some dim memory of someone doing the same thing for him when he’d been a very young boy, though it happened so infrequently that he hadn’t grown dependent on the comfort. What he remembers is that it is a comfort, and if it’s all he can give the Hulk right now, then that’s what he’ll give him.

And once his hair isn’t a bird’s nest anymore, Tony drags his fingernails over his scalp, adding a light scratch to what is quickly turning into a massage.
manofiron: (look pretty dashing don't I)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
If there’s one thing Tony knows how to do, it’s touch people. He doesn’t always invite it from others, but when he decides to make contact, he generally knows what he’s doing. He’ll never be a professional masseuse, but he knows how work tension and kinks out of muscle, and he knows the difference between a sound of pleasure and one of pain.

The Hulk likes the fingernails, so he applies them again, draws them down from the top of his head and over the back of his neck, before dragging them back up again, alternating between scratching and kneading until, if his head were covered in muscle, he’s almost sure it would be tension-free.

“Quiet better, huh?” At the very least, he says it quietly. “Would quiet like a shoulder rub too? Lean forward a little bit so I can get behind you and I’ll give you one.” Voice still soft, he lets a note of humor leak into it. “A silent one.”
manofiron: (taking care of business)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Note to self, Tony thinks as he catches sight of the Hulk’s smirk, the Hulk likes massages. Giving his hair a fond ruffle, he slips back into the space that’s been made for him and surveys the battlefield. The Hulk is like a small mountain of muscle, some of them look bigger than Tony’s head, and he’s glad there’s a tree at his back, because it might take bracing against hit to work some of the knots out of those things.

He promised silence, though, and instead of warning him about what he’s going to do, Tony just runs his hands over his shoulders, mapping out the way the muscles feel, before choosing a side and digging in. Unlike with someone smaller, he has to use both hands on the same side. But other than that, he does it just the same. Starting in against his neck, he works his way out, prodding at the knots, smoothing out the muscle and coaxing it to relax.

Through some sort of miracle, he manages to hold his tongue the entire time.
manofiron: (yeah okay)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
“Uh huh. Yeah, okay,” Tony snorts, letting his hands fall as he tips his head back and looks down his nose at the top of the Hulk’s head. The broad grin sort of ruins it, but Tony's too amused to control himself. “My talking makes you angry, huh?”

He isn’t nearly as offended as he sounds, and he tries to make himself so theatrically, over-the-top offended that it should be obvious, he hopes, that he’s not. Not when he knows that listening to him talk legitimately does make other people angry. In some ways it’s a gift, one he’s even perversely proud of.

“Them’s fightin’ words, pal. Let’s go.” Balling up his hand, Tony aims a jab at the Hulk’s shoulder. In terms of force, it’s the most ineffectual punch a man could throw. But he’s only play fighting, and against the Hulk, he knows he wouldn’t be able to do a damn thing. Even if he had the suit. “You and me, toe-to-toe, the sanctity of my—I don’t know, I don’t really have any dignity left. Whatever. The sanctity of something’s at stake here. First guy on the ground loses.”
manofiron: (laughing at you not with you)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He goes down like his legs are made of wet noodles, with an undignified noise that sounds like the bastard offspring of a squawk and a yelp. Really, he probably should have seen that coming. And it doesn’t hurt. Not really. It’s a little jarring, a little unexpected, but there’s grass and leaves and okay, maybe an uncomfortably placed rock, but for the most part it’s fine.

Laughing despite himself, he scrambles back up onto his feet. “Uh, yeah. Definitely two out of three.” Dimly, he’s reminded of Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey and the hopeless battle Death waged against two young men who were far too well-versed in the art of winning board games.

It’s that comparison that makes him laugh even harder. And then, in a move he knows is going to fail but can’t help doing anyway, he launches himself at the Hulk like he actually has a hope in hell of tackling him to the ground.
manofiron: (how do I get you into bed with me?)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone else feeling the Hulk’s arm closing around them like that might panic. Might feel the cold wash of inexorable fear. Tony whoops like they’re on a rollercoaster cresting the first hill, and as the Hulk pitches over backward, he slings an arm around his neck and starts laughing again. It’s never an inkling in his mind that he might be in danger here. They might be in the monster-filled woods in some psychopath’s experimental town, but tucked in against the Hulk like this, Tony knows that he’s never been safer in his life.

He’s still laughing as he feels himself getting the full-body ruffle treatment, and he lifts his head enough to look right at the Hulk’s eyes. “You let me win that one, but I’m totally taking it. So that’s—Are you trying to tickle me? I’m not ticklish. Are you?”

And he follows that question up by poking his fingertips into the Hulk’s side and wriggling them over what, if it wasn’t covered by muscle, would probably be ribs.
manofiron: (vaguely interested)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
“Wait, what was that? I couldn’t hear you.”

He’s lying through his teeth, which are plainly visible due to the huge-ass smile that’s going to make his face start to hurt soon if he doesn’t rein it in. Not that he’s planning on doing that any time soon. This is fun. And maybe it’s not in keeping with the solemnity of the aftermath of a rampage, but frankly, so what? A few buildings got destroyed and some people probably got scared. Big deal. It isn’t the end of the world. And unless someone dies, Tony’s not going to think twice about it.

“Was that a yes?”

Keeping up the charade of not being sure, Tony keeps it up, investigating each new dip and curve in the Hulk’s side with insistent, wiggling fingers.
manofiron: (so smug right now)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
“Cheating!” Tony immediately says, half-laughing as he’s hoisted into the air. “Cheating! This is totally cheating!”

No one who’s grinning this much could be put out by it though. And really, this is kind of fun too. It’s taking everything he has to resist the childish impulse to feign flying through the air, but there’s still some dignity in there somewhere, and he manages. Barely.

“You know, I think that’s two for me.” He holds up two fingers, ratcheting up the smugness for the sake of the game. “Two. And one for you.” He curls one finger down. “So, two out of three, I think that means—Yep. I win!”
manofiron: (I don't think so)

[personal profile] manofiron 2013-03-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
“Hey! No one said winning meant forfeiting my Hulk pillow!” The Hulk might be pouting, but now Tony’s whining. “That was so not part of the deal.”

Not one to take this lying down, Tony sits up and leans over until he’s sprawled out against the Hulk, insinuating himself back into his personal space like it’s got his name written all over it. Tipping his head back toward his chest so that he’s looking at him sort of upside-down, Tony grins.

“You wanna go for five out of seven? Reclaim the title?”

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