"Unless you've taken up reading gossip magazines then I'm afraid you're screwed. Really, Dean. Do you need '25 tips to wow your man in bed', or 'the summer's latest must-have fashion and accessories'? You don't have the hips to carry most of them off - the clothes, not the sex tips."
She's more than happy to pretend their little encounter never took place. Sure, he's an amazing lay, but it was so messed up and she kind of feels guilty - and then she loathes herself for feeling guilty because hello, demon. It's practically in the job description.
"How about I tell you a little story instead?" She doesn't give him a chance to protest it before she moves further into his room, and if there are any hidden devil's traps then so help her she will skin him alive.
"Once upon a time there was a little unicorn. The horses in his flock mocked him and used him for their own purpose. They wished to cut off his horn and make him like them. But he wasn't like them, so one day he ran away and found a squirrel and a moose. It was an unusual friendship, but it worked." Can you see where this story is going Dean?
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She's more than happy to pretend their little encounter never took place. Sure, he's an amazing lay, but it was so messed up and she kind of feels guilty - and then she loathes herself for feeling guilty because hello, demon. It's practically in the job description.
"How about I tell you a little story instead?" She doesn't give him a chance to protest it before she moves further into his room, and if there are any hidden devil's traps then so help her she will skin him alive.
"Once upon a time there was a little unicorn. The horses in his flock mocked him and used him for their own purpose. They wished to cut off his horn and make him like them. But he wasn't like them, so one day he ran away and found a squirrel and a moose. It was an unusual friendship, but it worked." Can you see where this story is going Dean?