oh hi didnt see you come in

[gloryisbullshit]

Who: Joy Bros., Inc.
What: For two guys that live together, they've got a good chunk of catching up to do!
Where: Home, sweet home~
When: Midday, day 15. Post-earthquake and a few post-quake adventures.
Warnings: Swearing, ADULT THEMES

See, he knows not to be a pest with Kobra Kid. And, yeah, maybe he's had a few instances of teasing when people worry about the guy. He's a big boy! He can take care of himself, and he doesn't need any baby-sitting. Party knows that full well. So he's pretty grateful that no one is in the kitchen with him to see his nerves showing as he waits for his brother to get back home. His knee is bouncing, hands jumping to tear at the napkins on the table and stuff the torn bits in his mouth absently. He just needs something for his energy to do.

Anyway, he doesn't usually worry about the Kid because he constantly knows what Kobra's doing. In this place, it's different. He's not sure where Kobra is or what's in his head anymore and it's starting to make him jumpy. Why isn't he home anyway? This is bullshit. He should be reporting in. He should be home. Where is he?

When Kobra finally arrives, he'll find Party Poison at the kitchen table, surrounded by half-eaten napkins, scratching out a checkerboard on a sheet of paper with a ballpoint pen. Hi.

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[gloryisbullshit]

Please, like he's going to cringe at a little licking. Just hold still, let him--let him pin your hand down, you fantastic shit. What Party lacks in brains, he makes up for with this spectacular ability to work up a good spitwad to dangle over Kobra's ear. This is what you get. Fucking surrender.

[goodluckkobra]

Kobra makes a pathetic, whiny noise as Party pushes him down and the spit gets closer. Oh, shit! "Fine! Fine, I surrender! God, you're fuckin' gross!"

[gloryisbullshit]

Yes! He sucks the spit back in with a fantastic noise, and releases Kobra's face. Hell, he's so nice, he'll even slip of Kobra's stomach to sit on the floor. "You licked me! Don't fuckin challenge me, man, I will gross the fuck outta you, not even a competition!"

[goodluckkobra]

"No one would ever question which of us is grosser, you fucker!" He leans up on his elbows with a wide grin. Having his brother here is so fucking awesome. God, he loves his stupid face so much.

[gloryisbullshit]

Party smirks triumphantly and crosses his legs over Kobra’s stomach, leaning back on his palms. “M’not gross,” He contests mildly, “I’m comfortable with myself. All of myself, even my fluids.” His foot bounces gently.

He asks with more sobriety, after a moment of quiet: “Hey, do you know that kid who got ganked? The one on camera?”

[goodluckkobra]

Kobra flops onto his back, looking up at Party. "The really tall guy? I don't. He's just some really, really ridiculously tall dude." He's seen the guy around, of course, but they haven't really talked or whatever.

[gloryisbullshit]

"Pff. You're a really, really ridiculously tall dude. I just gotta wonder why him, right? Was it random, or--y'know, like maybe we oughta be watchin out for something."

[goodluckkobra]

"No idea. Dude was fuckin' covered in blood and shit. I'm steerin' clear until I get all the facts." He shrugs. "Dude's not the only one who's disappeared, either."

[gloryisbullshit]

"What?" He picks his legs up off Kobra and crosses them underneath himself. "Who else?"

[goodluckkobra]

"Oh, I think maybe Doctor Martha's missing and I haven't seen those scary redheads, either. I mean the scarier ones, not Lyds." And hadn't they said the weirdly patriotic dude was gone, too? Shit.

[gloryisbullshit]

"But no one else gone on the cameras." He hooks his arms around his knees, expression darkening in thought. "And no one else returned?"

[goodluckkobra]

"That's it, P." He leans up on his elbows again. "Why, you got an idea about it?"

[gloryisbullshit]

He doesn't have an idea. He looks up guiltily and shakes his head. "Nah. Nah, I'll--I'll tell you if something grows. Wish I did."

[goodluckkobra]

"All that matters all that much is you 'n' me, right?" He smiles. He cares about a few other people, of course, but he knows it's what Party needs to hear and he does care about Party more than anyone else.