[ Ned listens in awe as she speaks. There is clearly a hell of a lot more to Fortescue than meets the eye. He says, in a voice that's gone a little bit weak ]

My skill set runs more along the lines of... various methods of pastry baking, different kinds of fillings to use with different kinds of pie crusts, meringue tactics, and how not to over-knead.

[ All things which are very useful to a professional piemaker but thoroughly useless here, particularly now that the ovens won't be working ]