nedofpies: (| strawberry)
nedofpies ([personal profile] nedofpies) wrote in [community profile] kore_logs2013-04-06 12:31 am

[open] apples and quinces, lemons and oranges

Who: Ned, open to all
What: Here be species-swap logs involving Ned the unlikely fertility god.
Where: Anywhere (preferably outdoors).
When: Duration of the event (58 - 61); put date in header, please.
Warnings: Blood, kidnapping, creepiness and general Ned-terrorizing? [will add more as necessary]

Ned wanders the town barefoot, leaving a path of fruit and flowers and vegetation behind him. There are daffodils and bluebells, hyacinths and crocuses, irises of all colors, primroses and poppies and periwinkle in profusion. When he stops to sit quietly under a tree, by the edge of the woods, the vines spread out from his body like paint creeping through water. They slowly wind their way up the trees, or else sprawl across the ground, swelling with strawberries and blackberries, grapes and kiwis, passionfuit and cherries.

He doesn't understand why it is happening, but from the sound of the messages over the communicator, everyone has been going through some strange changes. As far as Ned's concerned, being some kind of plant conjurer is better than some options.

Since he can't think of much else to do with his time, Ned lounges in the dappled shade and makes bouquets. All he needs to do is rake his hands through the soil and a few minutes later, up come the snapdragons, up come the cala lilies. He finds that, if he focuses on a particular kind of flower as he does it, sometimes it is mixed amongst the others. As he sits the hydrangeas are bubbling up around him, shielding him from view.

Ned isn't worried about resting in the woods, despite all the dire warnings he's heard in his short time here. He is at the very edge, just in the shade of the first few trees; the lions and tigers and bears can't possibly have any objections. So he lounges in his cozy bower, hazy, half-awake (he hadn't exactly slept well, the previous night), weaving crowns of camellias and garlands of gladiolus.
nevermindtherunning: ([ten] skeptical)

[personal profile] nevermindtherunning 2013-04-10 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He crosses his arms, looking rather apathetic for a moment, "I'm not human; I'm a Time Lord. The last one, to be specific, which doesn't matter anymore because I'm now human. Donna, ironically, has become one." He didn't think Ned knew who she was, nor understood what made it so ironic.

"I spent so much time on Earth, I never expected to actually become human myself. Tried it once, when I went into hiding, but all my memories were dormant. This time, they're not, and I feel rather insignificant." He realizes he's dumping alot of information on Ned, and remotely felt guilty about it. Rubbing his eyes, "Sorry, you probably don't want to hear all this nonsense."