one way or another, i'm gonna find ya

[venatical]

Who: Dean Winchester and: Meyer Lansky, Gabriel, Chuck, Raphael, Crowley, Balthazar, Castiel (and if we talked about Dean pranking your character OOCly already, then you too and I'm a ditz and forgot!)
What: Exploits of one Dean Winchester, hilariously suited to being a Trickster. Well, hilarious to him. For the moment.
When: Day 59 (I think? If you want it to be on another day that'll probably be fine.)
Where: Various spots around the Cape. Pretty much just tag in and say where you are/what you dude is doing, it can be super short or super not. Dean will appear/run into them!
Warnings: Individual threads will feature different situations. In one thread, there's dubcon. In general, not-so-nice pranking and near-killing.

Notes: This is pretty much closed to the people I've already discussed pranks/etc. with oocly. If I left your name off it's because I am occasionally the most forgetful person on the planet; just let me know and I'll fix it!


Ever since he woke up the other day -- well, since Cas woke him up, but that's a whole other issue -- he's been stuffing his face with candy and also fighting to keep his hands to himself. The longer this goes on though, the more people freak out about their new bodies, and Dean feels more and more unhinged, and it's like it's... not even a problem. It feels good, like he's buzzed on sugar and caffeine and general mayhem, and it's great. He can't remember the last time he ever felt so carefree.

But then sometimes, something reaches through the buzz, and it's like having a rock in his shoe. It's like a little pinch at first, but then it gets worse, and worse, until it's all Dean can think about, and he has to do something about it.

He has to give these people what's coming to them. They'd do the same to him, wouldn't they? Hell, some of them did already. It's time for Dean to show them how much it sucks when something more powerful than them wants to come along and teach them a lesson.

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[hung_garian]

"How thoughtful of you. I'd have been downright miserable on Dr Sexy."

Sarcasm, obviously, but he supposes throwing up a lot and nearly breaking his arm aren't quite as bad as being shot. He's not sure, but he doesn't particularly want to find out. He knows just how being a Trickster feels, just how much the power goes to your head, and that mixed with the huge grudge he figures Dean's entitled to have against him... yeah, he doesn't want to even think about what Dean could do.

"I don't speak for my family, Dean, you know that. But speaking just for me? Fine." He raises his hands in surrender, wincing slightly as he lifts the arm he'd fallen on. "No more monkey business. Not without your express consent. Okay?"

At least, no more until Dean's human again and Gabriel isn't. Then all bets are off... but he figures that that goes without saying. Or rather, that he's better off not saying it. Either way.

[venatical]

That's okay. Gabriel will find out what it feels like to have a promised peace be destroyed almost immediately, too. As soon as he uses the next electric appliance in the house, he'll be in for a shocking experience, and Dean won't be around to answer for it. He'll just let Gabriel stew in it... until the next thing happens to him. That'll probably be the end of near-attempts on his life, but Dean wants to make sure Gabriel stays on his toes for as long as Dean gets to ride out this power trip.

"Good. Don't forget it." He produces a lollipop, sets it in his mouth, and turns to go before he stops and glances back at Gabriel. He makes another lollipop and tosses it at him.

"It's not poisoned," he promises before he actually leaves this time.

It isn't poison; it just tastes like earwax.

[hung_garian]

He fumbles the catch, and (in a startling turn of events) makes a fool of himself yet again. He doesn't bother with a retort, just flips him the bird when he thinks Dean's back is turned. He'll get his revenge - mark his words. Bwahahahah.

(At least he'll have the right hair for that mad scientist laugh after the next time he tries to use the toaster.)