[open] apples and quinces, lemons and oranges
Who: Ned, open to all
What: Here be species-swap logs involving Ned the unlikely fertility god.
Where: Anywhere (preferably outdoors).
When: Duration of the event (58 - 61); put date in header, please.
Warnings: Blood, kidnapping, creepiness and general Ned-terrorizing? [will add more as necessary]
Ned wanders the town barefoot, leaving a path of fruit and flowers and vegetation behind him. There are daffodils and bluebells, hyacinths and crocuses, irises of all colors, primroses and poppies and periwinkle in profusion. When he stops to sit quietly under a tree, by the edge of the woods, the vines spread out from his body like paint creeping through water. They slowly wind their way up the trees, or else sprawl across the ground, swelling with strawberries and blackberries, grapes and kiwis, passionfuit and cherries.
He doesn't understand why it is happening, but from the sound of the messages over the communicator, everyone has been going through some strange changes. As far as Ned's concerned, being some kind of plant conjurer is better than some options.
Since he can't think of much else to do with his time, Ned lounges in the dappled shade and makes bouquets. All he needs to do is rake his hands through the soil and a few minutes later, up come the snapdragons, up come the cala lilies. He finds that, if he focuses on a particular kind of flower as he does it, sometimes it is mixed amongst the others. As he sits the hydrangeas are bubbling up around him, shielding him from view.
Ned isn't worried about resting in the woods, despite all the dire warnings he's heard in his short time here. He is at the very edge, just in the shade of the first few trees; the lions and tigers and bears can't possibly have any objections. So he lounges in his cozy bower, hazy, half-awake (he hadn't exactly slept well, the previous night), weaving crowns of camellias and garlands of gladiolus.
What: Here be species-swap logs involving Ned the unlikely fertility god.
Where: Anywhere (preferably outdoors).
When: Duration of the event (58 - 61); put date in header, please.
Warnings: Blood, kidnapping, creepiness and general Ned-terrorizing? [will add more as necessary]
Ned wanders the town barefoot, leaving a path of fruit and flowers and vegetation behind him. There are daffodils and bluebells, hyacinths and crocuses, irises of all colors, primroses and poppies and periwinkle in profusion. When he stops to sit quietly under a tree, by the edge of the woods, the vines spread out from his body like paint creeping through water. They slowly wind their way up the trees, or else sprawl across the ground, swelling with strawberries and blackberries, grapes and kiwis, passionfuit and cherries.
He doesn't understand why it is happening, but from the sound of the messages over the communicator, everyone has been going through some strange changes. As far as Ned's concerned, being some kind of plant conjurer is better than some options.
Since he can't think of much else to do with his time, Ned lounges in the dappled shade and makes bouquets. All he needs to do is rake his hands through the soil and a few minutes later, up come the snapdragons, up come the cala lilies. He finds that, if he focuses on a particular kind of flower as he does it, sometimes it is mixed amongst the others. As he sits the hydrangeas are bubbling up around him, shielding him from view.
Ned isn't worried about resting in the woods, despite all the dire warnings he's heard in his short time here. He is at the very edge, just in the shade of the first few trees; the lions and tigers and bears can't possibly have any objections. So he lounges in his cozy bower, hazy, half-awake (he hadn't exactly slept well, the previous night), weaving crowns of camellias and garlands of gladiolus.
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That was definitely not the response that Ned had been expecting, but it's certainly preferable. Of course it wouldn't have been his fault, if his blood were poisonous and Meyer came to harm by it. He hadn't asked to be bitten. But Ned has some bad and complicated history with thinking of his body as toxic, as deadly. He'd much prefer to merely be intoxicating.
"How on earth-"
But Ned breaks off once again, eyes widening. This time it is in surprise, rather than fear. He moves the bloody handkerchief away from his neck, runs his fingertips over the bite inquiringly. Or, he would be running them over the bite, were it still there. The skin is sealed up, smooth, whole, though sticky with leftover blood.
"It's gone," he says, utterly baffled. He feels the area again, searching for any kind of indentation, any tear, but it is gone. The area is still sensitive, still painful, but it is unmistakably... "Healed. I must've... gotten healing powers, with the flower powers."
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When he opens his eyes, he's even able to glance at Ned's neck without that surge of hunger, despite the leftover blood that still remains. The fact that there's no broken skin, no visible wound, is confusing, but then, this whole day has been confusing.
"You're... it kind of makes sense, doesn't it?" His words are ponderous as he tries to get them out without stumbling over them like the drunken idiot he now fears he sounds like. "You can make things grow. You can heal things. Or at least heal yourself. Like growing the skin back."
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"Well no harm done then," he says, wanting to make it clear that he's holding no kind of grudge, even if Meyer hadn't known he would heal before he bit. "Well, a little harm done, to both of us, and nothing we can't handle."
He sees Meyer shutting his eyes and says, "You can lay down if you'd like. Or... do you want water?" Can vampires drink water? What is he going to do if he gets a vampire hangover? "Or I could walk you back to your house, if you need." That's Ned: ever-helpful.
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"I can't go back to my house. Charlie's in a bad mood."
He still hasn't figured out that his roommate got turned into a dragon, but he knows that whatever he is, it's angry. "I'll just lie here for a minute. I won't bite you."
He hates that he even has to say that.
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Ned wipes some of the blood off his hands onto the grass and, once again, there is a rather alarming outburst of deep-red anemones. What is even up with that?
"Who's Charlie?" he asks distractedly, glancing between his blood-smeared hand, and the ground, and back again.
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"Charlie's my roommate. My business partner."
His best friend. He pokes at the anemones that came from the blood Ned wiped on the grass, and frowns. "Did you mean to make those flowers grow there, or did it just happen?"
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It reminds Ned of a story, something in the back of his mind, but he can't quite remember.
"Your business partner? That means you knew him before you came here? You're from the same time and place?"
That seems to be common enough, apparently. Galen and Jesse had known one another, before being brought here. Erik and Charles.
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"Yeah. We've known each other since we were kids."
Someday he'll try to wrap his mind around how this place works, how it decides who to bring here and where to bring them from. For now, though, he knows those thoughts are far beyond his comprehension. Even the abundance of flowers that Ned has created strikes him as almost incomprehensible.
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"So why's he mad now?" Ned asks. There's probably something unethical about prying into Meyer's social life when he's so clearly wasted, but Ned can't help but be curious. Besides, it gives him something to do, other than sit here while Meyer stares at the flowers with a dopey kind of wonder.
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He waves a hand lazily in the direction of the flowers, unable to think of the word for several seconds. "Whatever he turned into. I don't know what he is, but he's angry. He keeps breaking things. I'm cold to the touch, but his skin is so hot it could burn someone. And he's probably a little mad because I'm a vampire."
He's never been up on mythology, and thus has no idea what most of them are. It took someone telling him he was a vampire for him to realize it himself. As far as he's concerned, Ned is some kind of flower conjurer with healing powers -- he doesn't know what kind of mythological creature that's similar to, but he has to say, he'd have preferred that to what he'd been stuck with.
He wouldn't have said half of what he'd just said if he hadn't been wasted -- and it's very obvious now that he is, indeed, extremely wasted. More wasted than he's been in quite some time.
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The hour of the night, Meyer's unguardedness, and his lingering feeling of light-headedness all combine to make Ned feel rather conspiratorial, rather talkative.
"Why would he be mad that you're a vampire?" That is the bit that Ned doesn't understand, "Especially if he turned into some kind of... anger spirit or heat monster or whatever. He has to know it's not your fault, right?"
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Charlie's always had a hot temper, but the only time smoke usually came out of his nose was when he was smoking cigarettes. This morning, he'd had steam coming out of his nose for no reason whatsoever. That had been worrisome.
"Makes sense, though. Vampires aren't very nice. As you just found out."
And he still feels bad about that. He should have had more control, shouldn't have been so drawn to Ned like that. He barely knows him -- it's embarrassing.
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Ned doesn't contradict Meyer's assertion that vampires aren't very nice. He's not going to try to placate him with platitudes. Attacking people isn't nice, but he understands that Meyer's control over himself has been compromised. He might take a harsher view, if he'd been more injured, if he hadn't healed, but as it is...
"Doesn't sound like whatever he's turned into is very nice, either."
And then Ned, in a fit of hospitality, offers, "If you don't mind camping out, you're welcome to stay here for the night. I was intending to. Had a... bit of a run-in with a housemate myself."
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He's confused by this hospitality. Politeness is one thing, and he generally strives for it, but if someone had recently attacked him, he's not sure he'd have the ability to offer them a place to stay for the night. And then, because he may be drunk, but he's still perceptive, despite his altered state, he has to ask the obvious question: "What happened with your housemate? Someone take offense at your flowers?"
He can't imagine what kind of problem someone could have with Ned. Thus far, he's been nothing but accommodating -- and the flowers are really very nice.
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As for the danger of having Meyer stay there, Ned isn't too concerned. He isn't actually planning on going to sleep, himself, though he was careful enough not to say that part out loud. If he did, Meyer would probably ask more questions, and he isn't intending to go into specifics.
That is why, when he asks what happened with Ned's housemate, Ned shrugs as if it weren't a big matter; he also crosses his arms over his chest, an unconscious self-comforting gesture. His voice has a quality of bitter understatement when he answers:
"Let's just say he's turned into something even scarier than a vampire."
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Of course he notices that Ned crosses his arms over his chest -- he knows that gesture well, knows it to be a self-protective one; he's perceptive, even when he's drunk. "Sounds like you've been having a... hmm..."
There's a word he's looking for, just on the tip of his tongue, that he can't quite express for a few seconds. It takes staring at the flowers for awhile to get his brain back on track. "An extremely eventful day. Did he hurt you, too?"
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Which is why Ned makes eye contact with Meyer and nods, once. Of course, what he'd done hadn't been a physical attack. It was going to take significantly longer for that wound to knit back up.
But now he's let his thoughts get too close to it, and he doesn't feel like talking for a little while. So instead, he goes back to what he'd been doing before Meyer showed up, running his hands across the ground and leaving springy moss everywhere he touches. It might not be as good as a bed, but it will do. At least it's warm out, now.
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He gets that Ned doesn't want to talk about it, as curious as he is to know just what had happened. He doesn't want to make Ned's day any worse, though -- after having attacked him, it's probably not considered polite to make him dwell on his unpleasant day.
Not talking for a little while suits him just fine. He's comfortable leaning back into the grass, staring at the flowers with a unfocused gaze, wondering how many different types of flowers Ned could make appear. And somewhere in the back of his mind, he's wondering what Charlie's doing, and whether or not he'll feel like heading home anytime tonight.
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Either way, he gives up pacing around the house waiting for him to come home, and goes out after him.
He's not hard to find, not in a place this size. Besides, there's something drawing him to the park, a smell or a feeling that makes him feel like it's a good place to go.
He spots Meyer's fairly quickly, and strides over, getting a firm hand around his bicep to hoist him up before he can protest too much. "Come on, we're going home," he says and that should be the end of that. Except.
Except. That smell and that feeling. It's coming off Meyer, slightly. But even stronger from the man there with him. It's almost intoxicating, and Charlie just has to stop. And stare.
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"I'm guessing you're Charlie?" he blurts. "Meyer was just telling me about you. It's n-nice to meet you, I'm Ned."
He holds out a hand for Charlie to shake, his nervous smile not reaching his eyes. What the hell is he hoping to accomplish? It's unlikely that some niceties would calm the man down, discourage him from taking out what is clearly a very bad temper on his friend. But he doesn't know what else to do or say.
Their little housemate tiff doesn't explain why Charlie is giving Ned that actually quite unsettling look, though. He half-laughs, anxiously, starts to draw back his hand.
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"Yeah, that's Charlie," he says, completely abandoning the attempts not to slur his speech and sounding more drunk than ever, even as he tries to wrench out of Charlie's grip. "That's Charlie, who's probably here to take me home, because he doesn't think I can handle myself."
Normally, he's quite good at handling himself. Normally, it's him going after Charlie, trying to diffuse a situation. In this case, though, maybe Charlie's right -- after all, once he stormed out of the house, he immediately found Ned and attacked him. That wasn't a good way to manage things.
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But at the same time... whoever this Ned person is, his desire to take him home with them right the fuck now is becoming slightly over-whelming. Still keeping Meyer in a firm grip, he walks towards Ned, holding out a hand. He grips Ned's firmly before he can pull it away. "Charlie Luciano. Pleased to meet you and all that."
The smell around Ned is intoxicating - sweet and spicy and heady all at once.
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Except that Charlie hardly seems interested in Meyer. There is a casual intimacy to the way he wipes the blood off Meyer's chin, but then he turns back to Ned. Why he's so interested, Ned has absolutely no idea, but he isn't sure he likes it. Especially when, apparently he isn't allowed to have his hand back. His aversion to touch might have lessened with these new powers, but hanging on like that just isn't normal,
But then it gets even weirder; a moment later Charlie, quite undisguisedly, smells him. Not smelling any of the hundreds of flowers around them, but him.
"Um... can I... help you with something?" Which of course is polite Ned-speak for what the hell is wrong with you.
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"Charlie, c'mon, I'm not drunk," is the only protest he manages to give. He's halfheartedly attempting to wrench his arm out of Charlie's grasp, then looking at Ned with an apologetic shrug. He can't seem to break free -- which should concern him, since despite his relatively short stature, he can generally go toe to toe with Charlie in any kind of physical altercation -- and he doesn't know what the hell Charlie's up to.
"What are you doing? Don't smell him. He tastes good, but don't..."
Had he said that out loud? He feared he had. But why would Charlie care? He's not a vampire. He won't be eating him.
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He lets go of Meyer at last, but only so he can wrench Ned closer, and get him around the neck one-handed. Charlie's hands are warm - warmer than anyone's should be, and his grip is inhumanly strong. He smells him again, more obvious this time.
"You already tasted this, Meyer? I don'ts fucking blame you." He certainly smells good enough to eat. "You're coming homes with us, buddy."
Hand still firm around Ned's neck, he gives a strong jerk, moving him back towards their house.
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