What do you get when an angel gives a werecat catnip?

[undomesticated]

WHO: Riley, Gabriel, and everyone in this bar
WHAT: Catnip shenanigans
WHERE: All over the place
WHEN: Day 111
WARNINGS: Drugged up Riley being ridiculous

Gabriel's POV
With the blackout being over and things almost back to normal - or, well, as close as things ever got to normal in Cape Kore - Gabriel decided that what the community really needed was a little of the fun kind of chaos. And by the community, what he actually meant was himself. Same thing, right?

Of course, the normal Trickster business was off limits. Sure, he could get away with murder and torture here, he was powerful enough to get rid of almost anyone who tried to stop him, but it was a small town, and there was no guarantee that he wouldn't be reduced to human again. So, small stuff it was. And who better to play victim than Riley? Apart from having had the gall to be offended at his being rude, she was friends with Balthazar, and Gabriel was a tad possessive of his family now that he had them back. Besides, he was pretty sure he had the perfect way to have some non-lethal fun with her.

Catnip was easy for an archangel to create, after all, and even easier to sneak into her house. Assuming that she reacted like a normal cat - and he was really hoping that she would - all that was left was to sit back and wait for the drug to take its effect.

Riley's POV
She woke up slowly, more slowly than usual. She felt... good. Better than she had in a long while. Happy. Mellow. And yet oddly energized. God, something smelled awesome. Smiling, she wriggled in her bed as she slowly opened her eyes. Wait, she knew that smell...

She would have sat up, but that seemed like way too much effort at the moment. She did turn her head to the side and see a familiar clump of green. Aww, hell. Was that catnip? Only one way to find out. Her tongue darted out to bring the plant to her mouth, the taste exploding inside as she chewed on it. Yep. That was catnip. God, it smelled so good. She found herself rolling around in the bed, crushing the leaves and getting it all over her. And her bed. And in her mouth. Maybe she was helping that along by using her hands. She found that idea oddly hilarious, giggling as she chewed on a mouthful of the herb.

Ooh. You know what would be awesome? Going and seeing all her friends! Because today was clearly the best day in the whole wide world and everyone had to know that. She fell out of bed, legs tangled in the sheets from her earlier rolling, but that just made her laugh as she tried to untangle herself. She fell on her butt. Ha, ha. Butt.

She was in too good of a mood to worry about getting dressed, leaving her house in the sleep shorts and tshirt she'd gone to sleep in. Hey, at least she was wearing clothes, right? Right. She might also be taking some of the 'nip with her, crushing it in her hands and taking sniffs of it before breaking into a fit of giggles.

Leaving the house, she went looking for the first person to catch her attention. Ooh, who was that? Kamikazi-Kitty!


{ooc: Anyone is free to run into Riley at this point. It can be when she first leaves the house or perhaps a bit later after she's 'attacked' a few people. Everyone's welcome to try to deal with her and hopefully she won't out herself to the wrong person.

P.S., Gabriel's a poophead.}

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[undomesticated]

She was trying to peek anyway. "So what do you have on, then? Batman boxers?"

[runboyrun]

"Nooo, noo." He squirmed a little, but as long as she wasn't trying to wedgie him, there was no real harm in letting her see his embarrassingly boring undies. "You don't put Bruce next to your junk. That's just like waving your junk in his face. Tony's up for a laugh, so Tony boxers are fine. They're just regular blue, nothing exciting."

[undomesticated]

"Underwear is never boring." She grinned at the peek of blue, then rested her head back on her arm, hand still petting him. "And who better to protect your man parts than Batman?"

[runboyrun]

"I'd kind of prefer Batman protecting, like, all of me?"

[undomesticated]

"So like, a full body condom with the bat symbol all over it. Gotchya."

[runboyrun]

He snorted so hard he choked. "I was thinking more like body-armour? Or an actual human shield. Condoms aren't exactly sharp-weapon-proof. Unless your villain of the hour is an STI..."

[undomesticated]

"Might be. You never know. You might be battling Super Herpes. Or Corporal Chlamydia. Then who'll be laughing, huh? Not you. Not in your super condom of super safeness."

[runboyrun]

"I would totally be laughing. I would be laughing that cocky superhero 'oh, that's cute' laugh."

[undomesticated]

"See? So there you go. A Batman condom would come in super handy right about then."

[runboyrun]

"They should actually make Batman condoms. And Iron Man ones."

[undomesticated]

"I'm pretty sure they do, Stiles." She grinned and looked over at him, waggling her brows. "And Hulk ones."

[runboyrun]

"Eugh. NO. Hulk."

[undomesticated]

That got a laugh. "Why not? Not a fan of green?"

[runboyrun]

"Not a fan of the flagrant disregard for physics. By a scientist. Mass doesn't work like that. You don't suddenly gain three of you and then suddenly lose it all."

[undomesticated]

"It's a comic, Stiles. Besides, that law is moot in certain cases. I gain a lot of mass when I change. Explain that."

[runboyrun]

"Magic." He gave a shrug. "It sounds crazy, but I've learned not to be cynical when freaking werewolves. But Avengers is all about the science. Like, even Thor and his nine worlds was sort of given a sciency-magic edge. Bruce is just apparently bitch-slapping the laws of physics because radiation explains everything?"

[undomesticated]

"Okay, smart guy. What about Ant-Man?"

[runboyrun]

"...Okay, you got me there." He snorted. "I think their explanation for Ant-man boiled down to 'he's just that good at science'. Which, speaking as someone who detested Chemistry but still bothered to learn it... That explanation does not suffice. I mean, what happened to almost a full human's worth of mass? And where does it all come back from?"